Things To Avoid On The Big Day: Handcuffs, Tasers

There was a brief period of time when Mr. Peacock and I considered scrapping our plans for a big Chicago wedding. We thought it might be sweet and romantic to get married close to his family's lakehome in Southwest Michigan at the delightful Karma Vista winery. Then we found out that Karma Vista does not do special events, that the closest hotel was 20 miles away and the thought of calling a cab was laughable, so we dropped the whole idea. Little did we know the kind of shenanigans possible when Chicagoans attend a Michigan wedding...

The wedding was on a Michigan beach, the reception was in an art gallery --
but a former Chicago couple's wedding night was spent in separate jail cells
after both bride and groom got shocked by a police Taser and arrested at their
raucous reception.

Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska's July 19 wedding reception
in tiny Lakeside, Mich., is still the talk of the town after officers from 14
police departments swarmed the art gallery to quell a melee. The groom's father,
uncle, aunt and cousin -- several of whom hail from Villa Park and La Grange
Park -- also got arrested.

"The short version of the story is they didn't want to quit their
partying," said Mike Sepic, Berrien County, Mich., chief assistant prosecutor.
"If you put this in the class of wedding receptions gone bad, I guess this would
take the cake."

And the story didn't end after the reception. Two nights later, the bride
and groom were again arrested in Michigan -- and again shocked by a stun gun --
after struggling with police investigating a noise complaint, Sepic said.

Yup, that's the bride! The Groom is next to her getting cuffed.

Story and photo from the Chicago Sun Times.

So beware, party animals. You don't want the word "taser" to be thrown around as people tell the story of your wedding.